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The greatest folx punk band to ever grace Utah with it's presence.
I went to the punk show last night and the best band was the the folx punk band Bombs and Beating hearts.
Often abbreviated as BHS, Big Heart Syndrome is where a person has such a big heart that they tend to care too much about others and are usually quick to fall in love/suffer a broken heart. Those afflicted with BHS also try to "fix" people or "fix" others current situations.
I look at the situations some of my friends and family are in, and all I can do is cry. My Big Heart Syndrome is acting up.
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A well-defined rump wherein the upper-buttocks muscles curve individually to form the shape of a heart.
"Man, oh man does Janice have a hot, heart-shaped ass!"
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The attachment underneath most common office chairs used to raise or lower the chair's height, or when pulled out, to make whoever will sit in it next look like an idiot. When the lever is in, the occupant can recline to a reasonable distance. When this lever is pulled out however, the unwitting fool will recline way further than thought possible, causing this person to experience the feeling of falling. This may result in, but is not limited to: accelerated heart rate, loud outbursts of curse words, loss of colon control, and (according to a study I just made up) over 1000 heart attacks per year.
Frank: "Holy @$%#!"
*office laughter*
Frank: "Who the hell pulled the heart attack lever out on my chair?!"
*silence*
Alex: "Does something smell like zoo poo?"
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1. This is a term used by the people of the southern United States particularly near the Gulf of Mexico to express to someone that they are an idiot without saying such harsh words.
2. "You are an idiot but I like you and care about you so I dont want to hurt your feelings."
Little Billy: I am 6 years old (only holds up 4 fingers)
Scarlet: Oh honey, bless your heart, but that's only 4 fingers.
Little Billy tries again: I am 6 years old (this time holds up the same 4 fingers and 4 more on the other hand)
Scarlet: Child....Bless you and your momma's heart.
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The embodiment of one's entirety. The emotional side, "Heart". The physical side, "Body". And the spiritual side,"Soul".
He has my heart, body, and soul. He has me in my entirety. He has my 100%.
The day on which ponies all over Equestria celebrate love, or in some regions, friendship.
Humans later copied the holiday, calling it 'Valentines Day', although so far it is widely agreed that it has failed to live up to the standards of the Equestrian holiday.
'Our teacher doesn't have a super special some-pony on hearts and hooves day?! We'd better get her one!!'