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a nun or female preachers knockers
boy 1: wow that nun has huge holy humps
boy 2: yea i know i touched one
boy 1: lucky!
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1.Declared when stealing something from someone else, similar to yoink; The utterance of the phrase legalises and legitimises theft.
2.Also said when picking up something cool you've seen.
1. *Guy A is eating a bag of crisps*
Guy B: Holy Diver! *steals several crisps*
Guy A: Fuck off.
2. *Guy A is walking down the street, and sees a €10 note*
Guy A: Holy Diver! *picks up the tenner*
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what you say when you cum really pleasantly to the kinkiest sick porno (legal for fuck's sake) that you have ever seen
HHooooooollyyyy fuck holy fuck, holy fuck! oh, oh, yeah!
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Someone who Goes down on a nun. To preform oral sex on a woman of the faith.
Yo, I was a Holy Diver last night. This nun let me go down on her.
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a badass street preacher who hangs out with scumfucks but is not a career alcoholic.
Everyone was surprised when the scumfucks beat the holy scumfucks in softball, but we knew that Sam had pete rose'd the game
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When a priest goes to poop, and after the shit gets out of his/her ass, it becomes holy, a holy shit.
My mom wanted to poop, she is a priest, she went to poop, as the shit went down the sink it became a holy shit
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The Holy Grail is when you take the scrotum and pull it down in a pocket making it into a cup. Then filling it with a liquid and drinking from it.
Dude1: Dude My girlfriend did The Holy Grail. She drank strawberry milk from my nut sack.
Dude 2: Man I wish my girlfriend would do that. But shes lactose intollerant.
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