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What you hear instead of "lets just go on with ourselves" or "i can't fucking stand you anymore".
Girl: Yeah , you're a relly great guy, smart, funny, rich, cute, blah blah. I know we've dated for 5 years, but i think we should break up. For good. Never to date again under any circumstances. Oh yeah, LETS BE FRIENDS.
Man: Uhh.....
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Someone you connect with at work (ie send same-time messages all day, take bathroom breaks together and share your lunch). The way in which you interact at work leads people to believe you are best friends when in reality you would never been seen outside work with them.
Steve: So are you inviting Tonya to the Pub Crawl?
Jessica: No bro, she's a total work friend.
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One of the best shows ever! It is made by the same artist who made Ren and Stimpy. It's about four guys(Rip, Slab, Chunk, and Crag)who live with their mom and lab assistant Jimmy at Ripcot and fight crime. Some people believe they're gay because of the the stuff they do on the show, but they're not. The show is just basically a parody of past superhero shows and the lives of superheroes. It is a hilarious show.
Shawn B. favorite Ripping Friend is Chunk because he always says/does something dumb.
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(n) frend' sest
To "fool around" with a person or number of people who is/are part of the closely-knit group of friends one has in his/her life. This act is often seen as a taboo, as it is prone to adding a negatively dramatic twist in the social lives of the interrelated people in said socially interacting group.
adj: friend-cestuous
"Holy crap, John had friend-cest with Jenny!"
"OMG!@! what a bitch!"
"Let's hate them!"
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Definition:
Similar to being Friend zoned, but to make it worse goes out with someone close to you. I.E. best friend, brother/sister, or cousin
Example:
Guy 1: Hey what happened to you and that one chick you were trying to get.
Guy 2: Oh, I was Friend Fucked be her.
Guy 1: Friend Fucked?
Guy 2: She Friend zoned me, and started going out with my best friend.
Guy 1: Man, fuck that bitch, I'll get you a girl that will stay with you.
Guy 2: Thanks, man.
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A friend or significant other you can fart in front of. A necessary obstacle in any long term relationship.
I had to make fart friends with Brittany before we went on vacation together so I wouldn't explode.
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Therapist friend is that one friend that willingly and wants to listens to you and your problems and things going on in your life that you need and want to vent to someone about. The Therapist Friend will not ask for anything in return while basically giving you free therapy. They are one of the most caring friends you will ever meet. But usually they don’t have anyone to loathe ri their problems and struggles in life. If you know you have a therapist friend please check up on them!
1:What type of friend are they?
2: They are basically the THERAPIST FRIEND
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