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when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza
hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"
Another name for a rectum that sees a lot of penetrative sex, with or without a condom. Typically reserved for gay males but could be used for females/trans/non-binary etc.
I took on 4 guys last night, I’m such a condom sewer.
A girl who was formerly called a thot is now called a condom Sewer. As coined on internet famous stlr media... entertainment with no ceilings!!
That girl Candy Cane really gets around she's a total condom Sewer.
Condom gaging is when a man cums in a condom while it is inside of a woman’s throat and there is so much cum that it weighs the condom down enough we’re the female or the man has to pull out the cum filled condom out of her throat
Dude last night I was condom gagging my girlfriend, it was so hot when she pulled it out of here throat
A group of friends who are related somehow and loves to talk shit to each other
"Yea, we are condom heads for life ,my brother from another mother!"
Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father
Girl: have you got protection
Boy: I got that darth vader condom
Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER