Expression used to describe those who, after performing amazing deeds for one day, begin boasting about them.
Person 1: "I started going to the gym yesterday and I'm bigger than you"
Person 2: "One day of going to the gym and now you think you're the rock"
When A large amount of poop is released from the body and the person has a refreshing feeling afterwards
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's it baby cum for me!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!
This is a confused attempt to combine the word 'safe' with the phrase 'nice one'. Usually blurted out in pressure situations in the company of intimidating individuals.
Intimidating individual- "There you go bruv"
You- "errr... safe one"
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someone who does not last long during the act of sexual intercous
margret: "i heard you got with danny last night"
Brogan: "more like one thrust"
one-bop means that you are about to hit someone.
For Example, You better stop before I one-bop you and think nothing about it.
my nightmare, but i can’t live without it
-i can’t go out, the formula one race is in hours. and is the last race of the year, i can’t miss it
To masturbate. Jack off. Rub one out.
Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.
I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.