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When you are about to have sex, but your friend interrupts you, ruining the moment
*boy about to kiss girl*
* door swings open and friend comes*
Boy: You totally just cock blocked me mate.
1. Let’s chop the block this Saturday
2. I saw Mike chopping the block with Sara at the last night’s party
Being cock blocked because you're associated with the most awkward person in the room, and frankly it creeps out the person you're trying to hook up with.
"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"
When one of two teenage bitches, Qookie and or Pink decided to restrict messages from their view to protect their sensitive feminine teenage egos.
Qookie: Hey Pink?
Pink: Yeah, what’s up Clown?
Qookie: You see Silky and Slobi speaking truth to power about our beloved butt buddy Trumph?
Pink: Qookie I hear you they won’t stop shedding light on the fact that we choose party over family.
Qookie: I say we text block all their messages like we are a couple of teenage girls?
Pink: Yeah I agree, I’m getting my body back too. Messi is the GOAT.
Qookie: Your an idiot Pink. Text blocking you too if you don’t think like me.
Pink: Oh you’re right I’m sorry.
Qookie: That’s a good Pink
One who prevents another from harming or killing someone else.
"Man I was totally gonna kill them before you Glock Blocked me."
When a hip hop/beat producer has run out of creative ideas. This is called "Beaters Block" similar to "Writers Block."
"I've been working on this beat all day, but I can't get it right...I must have Beaters Block."
A box of tissues used specifically for catching semen while masturbating.
Got a new wad block, I'm going home to watch some pr0n