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A colloquial term for “strap on” that can be used in polite company.
My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”
A fart with so much force that you are quite sure it ripped a hole through your panties.
Bruce farted so loud, he had to go to the bathroom to make sure it wasn’t a party-ripper!!
“Someone in here is a Panty-ripper, it smells like ass.”
"Digital Panties" is the online term used to describe getting to 3rd-base while sexting. The chat takes a more sexual tone and NSFW text becomes the scope of the chat.
Yoooooo i was sexting last night and got to tɔd base with sweet baby J dawG~! oMG bɔy She dropped dem digital panties n we wa buck nehkid textn on each other! 🥰🥰🥰
-Salone girls dem fiiiine!!!! Supa Lag got it RIGHT 😎😎😎
A typical white boy which couldn't even pass year 11 the first time and now he is too old to even continue, as this happened he decided to give up on himself and become a fat dawg who only have e-friends and an south asian friend.
Joshua Panty the fattest ball of disappointment
The tax in which when texting or video calling while using the bathroom one must take a picture of their panties and send it to the person.
Lisa was totally peeing while snapping me last night. Got my panty tax for them lacy panties she had on.
Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.
Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".
Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
the unfortunate circumstance of a woman's underwear smelling of fish
Girl, you've got some serious salmon panty goin' on over there. Go take a shower or somethin'.