When a person only dates someone because they feel bad for them
Ary and mr president are in a pitty relationship because arys uncle killed mr president
When 2 people develop a partner like relationship because of perfect personal chemistry, they act like a married couple or like lovers everywhere except in bed. One of the 2 people are not attracted to the other because of physical appearance and when the one who is interested finds out the other one thinks he/she is to ugly they go trough a pseudo divorce and have the relationship of a divorced couple.
Oh look at Ken and Dolly they are like made for each other! Aren't they?
Yeah, definitely but Ken thinks Dolly's ass is way to flat. So its not going any further.
I see! what a shame, how superficial, so they will have a happy pseudo relationship until she realize.
A guy who sees a sad girl who is potentially sad because of a past relationship. The relationship jester (jester meaning someone who makes royalty happy usually with jokes) tries to cheer the girl up with the intention of starting a relationship with the girl. Instead of the girl dating the guy who cheered her up, she goes off and dates another guy who had no intention of cheering her up.
I'm sick of being a relationship jester; every girl I try to date always gets with another man.
A relationship Where you are dating multiple people in a closed monogamous relationship with each person in a system
I am in a jetamous relationship With (Person and persons in the system )
Someone that don't come around, when they're in a relationship.
I haven't seen John in a while because he's being relationship john now.
"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but God dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"
“I’m not ready to settle down with him yet so I guess we’ll have to be in a commuted relationship”
A romantic relationship that lasts no more than three months.
Joe: They broke up already? It's only been six weeks.
Bob: It must've been one of her many mini relationships.