pickled sausage

a pickled sausage is what you call it when you fall asleep with your dick in someones asshole

That guy got drunk at the party last night and woke up with a pickled sausage.

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sausaged

Not as excessive as being platooned or burted, but to have one's insides slightly rearranged as a result of alcohol consumption, bodily abuse, violent behaviour or a combination of sorts.

"Burty woke up one morning, still in lanark, but quite definitely a little sausaged from last nights exploits."

"Chris ordered up a double, a little sausaged after the beating he had taken at rugby earlier in the day."

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Sausage Fingers

A person who has abnormally large fingers.

Keiran: Are you holding five baguettes Levitt?
Pete: No, they're just my Sausage Fingers.

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Sausage-roll

The act of consuming a delicious sausage roll, commonly after a strenuous university lecture.

Chris: Wow that lecture was quite hard to follow
Sean: We need to unwind after that.
James: Yeah, its time to sausage-roll!
Chris & Sean: ...

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Sausage Party

An R-rated movie with a sausage and a bootylicious cashew nut. Oh, and there is an orgy at the end!

Your a sausage party!

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sausage party

A gathering in which everyone brings sausages and noone brings the buns

Believe me, there really is no sauage at sausage party.

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German Sausage

When a small glass tube is fed through a mans penis and then smashed inside the mans penis for pleasure

Matt: Dude, how was that German Sausage last night?
Tom: Fantastic man. I think there are still shards of glass left inside my junk

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