sex

Kids (sooner or late) ...
Make your comittment now,
or prepare to sign over your paycheck.

SEX usually costs money.

"Pay me now or pay me later."
(and fuck you deadbeat dads!)

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sex

What your parents did and later regretted to create you.

Your Mom: Damn, I wish I practiced abstinence.
Your Dad: Damn, I wish I used a condom.

Imagine your mom and dad having freaky sex as old people.

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Sex

1 - determines if you are a boy or girl human (Also known as Gender)

2 - A dirty addiction that 2 people do together, same or opposite gender

Freddy Joe: What sex is you're new child?

Franky Bob: What?

Freddy Joe: It's gender

Franky Bob: Oh, it's a girl.

Franky Joe? When was the last time you and Margaret had sex?

Franky Bob: Last Tuesday

Franky Joe: I sure hope you're kid wasn't watching

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sex

pasta.
good pasta.

that was the best sex ever.

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Sex

something i could never stop thinking about

I really wanna have SEX some of the girls in my school...

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sex

the greatest thing on the planet.

has many different branches to it including:
sex
anal sex
oral sex
hot sex
orgasmic sex

you can define it yourself

(blank)sex

I had some (blank) sex last night.

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SEX

JHO's hair. Used as an adjective to describe one thing so phenomenal that it's almost as good (or is in some cases) as sex.

"Your house is sex."

"Your car is sex on wheels."

"That person's hair is sex."

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