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two ppl coming together and making love or fucking
I had finshed cooking when my boyfriend took me right.He carried me to the bed and i rip his clothes off.I took charge and mounted him.I Used my hips and moved ina circular motion .Then i bent backwards and felt his cock inside me more.after hours of that he went to work and i was happy.That was the best sex i had ever had
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Shortened name for Middlesex Community College in Bedford, MA.
"The parking at the 'sex sucks wicked bad today, man. You're lucky if you get G Lot."
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Kids (sooner or late) ...
Make your comittment now,
or prepare to sign over your paycheck.
SEX usually costs money.
"Pay me now or pay me later."
(and fuck you deadbeat dads!)
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What your parents did and later regretted to create you.
Your Mom: Damn, I wish I practiced abstinence.
Your Dad: Damn, I wish I used a condom.
Imagine your mom and dad having freaky sex as old people.
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1 - determines if you are a boy or girl human (Also known as Gender)
2 - A dirty addiction that 2 people do together, same or opposite gender
Freddy Joe: What sex is you're new child?
Franky Bob: What?
Freddy Joe: It's gender
Franky Bob: Oh, it's a girl.
Franky Joe? When was the last time you and Margaret had sex?
Franky Bob: Last Tuesday
Franky Joe: I sure hope you're kid wasn't watching
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something i could never stop thinking about
I really wanna have SEX some of the girls in my school...
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