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when two guys in a threesome make eye contact
i had an insane fruity slip last night but i kinda liked it
a condom
Kazmir got Princess Angel drunk and then he fucked her brains out with an 11-inch dick until she was pregnant . he never pulled out and never wore a rubber slip, obviously.
The act of making a typo, even when you’re just trying to use an emoji, as frequently demonstrated by people obsessed with Doughnotts
Did you mean to send me a kiss emoji or did you just do a Snookian Slip?
When i guy shits then rubs it on his dick then fucks a girl using the shit as lube.
Damn I gave u the fastest french slip-n-slide ever!
Escaping to Argentina to evade the authorities.
He did the ol' German Slip, eh?
When you're cleaning up the Dragon Dick aftermath and you fall, causing you to slide across the bathroom floor in a similar fashion to a slip-n-slide. Can lead to bodily harm but in the funny way.
1: Oh fuck dude what happened to your eye?
2: I was cleaning up after my Dragon Dick and I rode a Yellow Slip-N-Slide straight into the toilet
1: Ha! Fucking dumbass
An accidently explicit self taken photograph revealing the senders true intentions.
She sent me a freudian selfie nip slip and I knew it was on.