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mastering so rough and profusely that your penis or vagina chafe and/or bleed due to friction.
Tom: dude I was masturbateing so much last night that it turned into smash-terbating.
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When you get hammered/drunk/wasted/faded/blitzed and engage in frivelous activities with a fat chick resulting in climax for at least one of you.
You drunkenly walk out of a room, throw your hands in the air and yell "DOUBLE SMASH!"
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"Guess what Baby?" "What?" "It's smash day, get the condoms!"
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A person who is playing Super Smash Bros Brawl. Who Brutally Overuses the smash ball, constantly gets it, Always wins with it but cannot win any other way.
My friend Robert IS a Total Smash-Whore!!!!
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Smash or dash is a term used to describe the two options someone in a prolonged friend zone should do.
Andrew: Sophie is SO Hot
Nathan: I know, but I'm deep in the friend zone
Andrew: The only thing you should be deep in is that pussy, you need to smash or dash!
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Idiomatic expression; English.
Definition: When someone says something and once it's heard, it breaks your preconceived notion - e.g. you can never "unsee" or "unthink" it. When someone "smashes the mirror" you can see something for what it is or think about something in a new way counterintuitive to the previous way of thinking.
1. In HIMYM Ted meets a previous ex-girlfriend who talked so much, she ended up with a deaf husband. He then signed, 'Boy, she sure does talk a lot, doesn't she?' Thus you smash the mirror.
2. "Have you ever noticed the negative space in FEDEX makes an arrow?"
"Dude you just smashed the mirror for me."
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You have to smash for the whole month of December at least once
Me and my best friend smashed several times and smash December is a month in which you have sex the whole month
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