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when you knock out a chick with your cast and then bang her unconscious body for hours
sasha was so tight the only way cody could get somethin was with the norweigan surprise
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A drastically misjudged fart resulting in a follow through
"Fetch me some new slacks Jeeves" said the Queen "I seem to have given myself a German Surprise"
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A sex act performed during mediocre and depressing congress where one partner at the last minute produces a hidden dildonic device such as a godemiche or olisbos with the intent of stimulating their partner enough to compensate for the previous lack of skill.
Connie, not getting the usual response from performing a blumpkin and concerned about re-election, attempted to stimulate the constituents anus with a previously hidden vibrating George Bush buttplug. Sufficiently October Surprised, the constituent ejaculated all over Connie's face, ensuring 4 more years of hard core unforgiving fissure tearing ass pounding. God bless America.
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This is when a man spits on a womans back right before he ejaculates. The woman will think the spit is the semen and will turn around, and this is when the man actually cums on her face and surprises her.
Damn, my husband gave me the best anniversary present last night with a Brazilian Surprise!
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the act of covering your penis with poo then when a girl near you yawns u quickly stick your weiner in her mouth and then run...hitnrun, caramel surprise......unforgiveable
Matt:yo anthony i was chillin with jenna up in ottawa and i gave her a caramel surprise she couldnt breathe....
Anthony:was it unforgiveable?
Jennas brother:Matt im gonna kick the shit out of you!
Alex:im hard
Mitch:mu-hele hele?
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a huge explosive fart brought upon by an injury
When Brent jumped on Hilary's guts, she let loose a huge Superbowl Surprise.
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When one finishes pooping to find that their poop is filled with sweetcorn. The sweetcorn is more of a surprise if one cannot recall consuming sweetcorn that day.
Helen was just about to flush her massive log when she noticed a delightful sweetcorn surprise!
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