Hannah O'Rourke is the best at everything, art, dance, and drawing & more. She is amazing + Beats everyone at everything
Everyone loves her and she is absolutely gorgeous with the best hair.
"Have you seen Hannah O'Rourke?"
"Yes she's fucking hot!"
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As a 12 year old many would expect I would like this show. But it's a bit mindless. When she puts on a wig, she's suddenly a pop star?? The acting isn't so fresh either. True, the show is for children, but we could be watching better shows. Like..Naked Brothers Band? Hey, at least THEY can sing, and the show has a purpose/message.
Hannah Montana has a weird and twangy voice, not that southern accents are bad but hers is just...annoying.
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One of the very few talented bands out there. Containing *Very* hot boys and awsome singing voices.
Unique sense of style and music.
Gotta love them for that.
Mat and Jon are toooo hot.
Kill hannah will someday be the biggest band EVER
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1. A huge, horrible shit that fights on the way out. Usaully comes out sideways.
2. A crappy, crappy television show that's the star of Disney Channel. It will melt your brain and make your eardrums burst. May also cause suicide.
3. An equally crappy singer with a fake accent and a really manly voice. Probably commits incest with her father. Seriously one of the biggest harpies on Earth today. She also brainwashes children and eats puppies for breaksfast. Known as the Walmart child.
1. Him: Owwww, holy crap that was a big shit I just took! My ass hurts so bad!
Me: Yep, you just had a Hannah Montana.
2. Him: Wtf is this shit? What's up with all the fake laughter???"
Me: Oh, look, Hannah Montana's on! Cover your eyes!
3. A Hannah Montana song: Oooooo, yeah!!! Yeah yeah yeah! Rock on! oooooo!
Me; *commits suicide*.
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doing it with a blonde wig on and cumming with the moans of only Hannah Montanaβs transitions and before 10 pm
Man I really gotta get this Dirty Hannah in, itβs almost my bedtime!
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A saucy Hannah is when you play warzone for a hour then either your dad wants to watch the news or you have to go to work at a farm and probably own a really old car
Jackson: ayo is that Alex
Tommy: oh yeah itβs Alex heβs such a saucy Hannah
Jackson: true dat
*Hey bruh do you got some of that good Hannah Montana?
*Yah fam the best