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1. Let’s chop the block this Saturday
2. I saw Mike chopping the block with Sara at the last night’s party
One who prevents another from harming or killing someone else.
"Man I was totally gonna kill them before you Glock Blocked me."
When a hip hop/beat producer has run out of creative ideas. This is called "Beaters Block" similar to "Writers Block."
"I've been working on this beat all day, but I can't get it right...I must have Beaters Block."
When someone gets you so mad you delete/block them on social media. This can happen because they posted something so stupid or ignorant that you could no longer allow them to influence your feed or they did something that simply upset you to they point where want to forget they exist.
Brad: hey, did you see John's status about how he believes goldfish and pigeons are plotting to enslave mankind?
Roger: yes, it was so dumb I had to rage block him just to protect my brain cells...
Kelly: did you see Chris got married this weekend?
John: yea, I didn't get invited thought so when I saw the pics on IG I rage blocked him. I hope the pigeons and goldfish take him out first....
Being cock blocked because you're associated with the most awkward person in the room, and frankly it creeps out the person you're trying to hook up with.
"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"
Similar to writer's block but for spreadsheet dorks rather than writing dorks. Having trouble or being completely unable to begin a spreadsheet because you cannot envision how the analysis needs to look.
John: "I need to get this analysis done for my boss but I can't figure out how to get started...total spreadsheet block."
Dave: "You're a fucking dork!"
A box of tissues used specifically for catching semen while masturbating.
Got a new wad block, I'm going home to watch some pr0n