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When Mexicans have sex, specifically to make babies or groupsex.
Hola chica, how bout you and me make some burritos together?
God damn it I think Enrique and Maria are making burritos in my closet again.
1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
"Oh, we got another Jesus Burrito" - Joel
When you stick your penis through a burrito and have sex with somebody
I had a good burrito supreme last night
When you are having missonary sex and you pull out shit in her pussy and continue fucking her
I just can't please my man
Well why don't you give him a missionary burrito
A dirty Puerto Rican. Usually people with the name Brian but with a “Y”, (Bryan).
Bryan is such a wet burrito. He’s constantly making dirty, sexist jokes, that are far from funny.
a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.
hey bro, you want a wet burrito?
the Cuban Burrito is when you take a huge shit on the pull out sofa in your buddy's hotel room and then fold it back up, put the cushions back on, and wait for the cleaning staff to discover the brown crime
Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.