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prowling around, looking for someone to mate with.
Her boyfriend wasn't cutting it and she was so horny that catting around was her only option
Southern slang: The female vagina..
My cuda-cat was itchin' mighty fierce.
The cat's asshole, because it resembles a watch dial. See Tabby TimexPekinese Rolex
Grandma thought she saw a cat clock. Every time the cat walked through the kitchen, Grandma would point at the asshole and say, "I can see what time it is." It was time for her meds, that's what time it was. Gimme the tin foil hat, Grandma!
a small shit, much like that of a cat's.
person 1: Man, I take like tiny shits.
person 2: Haha, you take like little cat shits.
A fictional game occasionally played by cops and highway patrolmen in Super Troopers, wishing to get a kick out of life, and have some fun with their job.
The objective is to say "meow" as many times as possible to the driver you just pulled over. Foster currently holds the record at 10.
Ten? Starting right meow?
All right meow, hand over your license and registration.
Your registration? Hurry up meow.
Allright meow where were we?
Don't think boy, meow do you know how fast you were goin'?
Meow what is so damn funny?
a fucking bitch who hates me with a burning passion for no reason what so ever !!!
my cat is a bitch
A viscous, black, or gooey substance found on floors. It is the result of substances mixing together like dirt, gum, and food crumbs. When stepped upon, a sticky residue is left upon your shoe.
When examined closely, cat jizz, and cat ejaculation smell, feel, and taste very similar.
Guy 1: Dude! What did you just step in?
Guy 2: Ehh, probably some gum, no worries my good man, I'll just scrap this nasty shit off.
Guy 1: Why is that gum black?
Guy 2: Dayum! You're right, this must be cat jizz, damn not again!