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Someone that looks good at forty feet away, but not so good at four feet away.
Steve : Hot chick at 11 o'clock!
Mike : Where?
Steve : Across the room and coming past!
Mike : Uh...
Steve : Oh... !
Mike : Never mind, butter face.
Steve : Dog ears.
Together : Forty four change-up
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A pop shuvit 180 or "sex change pop shuvit" Is when the skater ollies, and attempts to pop shuvit which is where the skater pushes the board in a 180 degree spin, as he does this he turns his body in a 180 spin the other direction.
Skater: Dude that guy can pop shuvit sex change
Skater2: No way dude for real? Thats ill, Hes becoming better and better.
TheSkater: Dude I popped my pop shuvit sex change so high.
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A very controversial and most commonly unknown skateboarding trick.
Ben: "Dude, did you see that? He just did a pop shove-it sex change in that half pipe!"
Jake: "Oh no...the skate park might want to kick him out for that, I dont know if the owner is a liberal."
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War. War never changes.
In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.
People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream.
Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.
nate:War. War never changes.
In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.
People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream.
Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.
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Many non-Asians would act as if this is the only word in East Asian languages (particularly Chinese). Don't say this to anybody of East Asian descent as this could offend them.
Non-Asian: How do Asians speak? It's like ching chang chong right?
Asian: Please stop this.
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Carnist Committee on Climate Change (CCCC) is a name that those in the know use to criticize global climate leaders who allow animal agriculture lobbyists to sway them and the public against discussing animal agriculture's relevant effect on climate change - which are 14.5% of total GHG according to the UN.
CCCC was first used on the /r/VeganLobby subreddit
1. The CCCC convinced those passionate environmentalist hippies to vote for subsidizing cow farts again. The world's going to fall apart, but at least we'll have cheese-tho and bacon-tho until the end.
2. We can defeat the Carnist Committee on Climate Change if we just work together to defeat the Animal Agriculture Lobbyists
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what may change you, but you can't trace time (courtesy of Bowie)
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(Turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-Changes
Don't tell t hem to grow up and out of it
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
(Turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-Changes
Where's your shame
You've left us up to our necks in it
Time may change me
But you can't trace time
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