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The pleasurable act of kicking your girl in the cunt whilst simultaneously unloading on her face.
"Hey Ted, I was fucking this girl last night and then at the last moment, I unleashed a cunt hammer on her ass."
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One of the worst nicknames of all time, unfairly given to Lebron James by Sports Nation's Michelle Beadle
Guy 1: "Hey bro, you see the Akron Hammer's dunk last night?"
Guy 2: "Who?"
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Slam the chick in the side of the head with your balls. Extra big balls are appreciated.
No good if you don't leave a black and blue.
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A distinctly huge damn toe with possible warts and other skin deformities
Jenna has a hammer toe and we love to yell it in our LPN class
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A south African sex move, originated from latin greeks in about 6 A.D.
When you call up between 5-10 friends and they all bring sledge hammers to your house. you hide them under your bed and invite a girl over for sex. Once shes over and is naked and ready, you tell her "hold on i'll be right back"
once you leave, thats the queue for your friends to come out from under the bed and bash her like a mexican pinata at a festival. They beat her as brutal as possible, without killing her, and making sure she is still concious. Your friends all hide back under the bed and you come back in after about 2-3 minutes of her brutal suffering.
Once you enter the room you say
"ready"? with a big smile on your face, ignoring the fact her breasts are half beaten off, and half on her knees, and her vagina is what appears to be now a closed off cave of monstrosity.
This is all just for a quick laugh with your friends. Im sure the girl wont mind very much.
Avery: hey guys, wanna come over with some sledge hammers and do a hammer hunter with me?
Group of guys: Oh hell yea. havent done one of those in a while. i could use a good laugh.
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It's hammer time, let's get it done and get it done right
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(V.) To chug a substantial amount of alcohol in a short period of time, thus creating a massive drunkenness; to become so shit-faced that you beat your friend to death with a hammer.
Paul, JJ, and I decided to hammer down last night. We then commenced to giving JJ's girlfriend an Alabama Hot Pocket, which she thoroughly enjoyed.
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