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Open relationship

If you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open.

Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020


Relationship Dick

Dick so good you can't let anyone else have it.

"I've never fucked some who did not want to be with me, I have relationship dick"

by bluewrite September 17, 2023


Stages of a Relationship

The different stages of a relationship. A method of predicting what stage a relationship is at, or for determining when a relationship will form, end etc.

These stages are always changing and new stages are always emerging, therefore the stages include but are not limited to:
- Genesis Stage
- Midpoint Stage
- Advancement Stage
- Turbulence Stage
- Decline Stage

Professor Love Dickinanus: I knew they would break up, I predicted it!
Colleague: How? How did you know that they would break up around this time?
Professor Love Dickinanus: I noticed tension between them when they started dating, so I used my method called the Stages of a Relationship to determine when their relationship would cease to exist.

by ProfessorGOD August 30, 2018


On A Relationship

Not being in a relationship with someone because on of you is not read, but you want to me in one with that person.

Sierra: What’s up with you and Steve?
Nicole: We are on a relationship because I broke up with Tom a week ago.

by Nickie411 August 14, 2018


unlocked relationship

Like an open relationship but where you don't really encourage infidelity but you never make a big deal over it someone cheats.

I really don't like my girl doing other guys but since she's so awesome I'm going to keep it an unlocked relationship.

by ApricotFields February 9, 2019


Wank relationship

When you spend more time wanking than actually having sex with your partner.

Joe's in a wank relationship. Man I have more sex than he does and I'm single.

by Redgirlgo April 23, 2016


Business Relationship

A business relationship is when 2 individuals get together to fulfill their business needs. This is usually common in the YouTube space. Two individuals fake a relationship for the camera to get views and followers.

I heard Zach and Candace were in a business relationship just to grow their social media likes and followers

by MKtheboss October 6, 2023