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When someones wallet is so full of junk that when they pull it out it resembles a two-story building.
Hey Jon you really should clean your wallet, it's starting to take the form of a two-story billfold.
When your first love is dating your cousin
My first girlfriend was dating my cousin so yeah i suppose that is a pewamo love story
A ginger that goes by the name of moose, who only tells shitty stories that does not relate to anything important or funny.
Moose: Remy was talking shit saying we were gonna lose.
Everyone: wow “Good story Moose!”
When your story is MOSTLY truth, but there may be just a few embellishments added in to make the story more interesting. It makes it a Semi true story. Semi true story.
When Dena told Shawn that she could beat his ass racing go-karts it was a semi true story. semi true story.
*She likes to drive fast but nowhere near a fast as he likes to drive. She just really wants to tease him and have fun. She knows she could never win, but it would be fun to try!
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A saying said to someone when you don't give a shit about the story they just told.
Person One: "(Tells extremely lengthy anecdote about his grandma knitting him a sweater)"
Person Two: Cool bro, story
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A phrase used to react to a story, ect. that has little/nothing to do whith the curent subject.
*under a discussion about videogames*
Dude A:Hay guys i just started reading books, that shit is so cash!
Dude B: Cool story bro
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The story of blind love is one about loving someone who doesnt love you back.
The mythical Tale follow's the two gods, Pothus or Ποθος (god of sex) and Chrysus or Χρυσος (god of gold).
The story show's the ignorance of men. Pothus is God of sex, and could make any God fall in love with him, This makes him forget about Chrysus, the only god who loved him for more than his sexual powers. Chrysus was worth more than the others but he could not see it.
The story and many alternate endings: one where Chrysus moves on and Pothus is left with no one, One where Pothus gets married and Chrysus is left with a deep pain everyday, One where Pothus realizes his mistake and they get together, and one where they split and lead different lifes.
Other Variations of the story include:
The story of Sex and Gold.
The story of Pothus and Chrysus
The story of james and hiranya
The story of the gods of Sex and gold.
The Value of Gold and sex
The story of Hiranya's golden love for James God of sex.
The story of Sex and Gold:
Pothus and Chrysus first meet in spring. By summer they are in almost in love. Although Pothus loves Chrysus deep down; He forms many relationships with other gods. Eventually Pothus puts his love for Chrysus aside, and only returns for her when his relationships fail. Chrysus grows ever more in love with him, but stays in the deep pain of not being loved equally back. Pothus is Blinded by the attenttion of others that he cannot see the gold that loves him already.
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