Turkey-bird

1) (noun) A goofball; one who resembles in actions or deeds a particularly silly bird (such as a domesticated turkey).

2) (noun) A general term of endearment, said by people from Kentucky to silly butts.

3) (noun) Can indicate an intimate connection with someone, depending on inflection

Person one: "Do you want me to pause it for you?"

Person two: *looking shocked* "Did you just ask if I want a suppository?"
Person one: "No, you turkey-bird!"

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Momma Bird

A sexual act in which a couple first engages in anal sex, once finished the man defecates into the woman's anus, and then the woman then re-defecates the males feces back onto his chest.

Oh man Janie that momma bird you gave me last night was absolutely fantastic.

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bird poop

the remnants of semen, that slide back down a girls asshole after anal.

That load you shot up my but left bird poop in my panties!

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bird move

n.
An action performed by an individual that warrants that particular individual to be called a bird.

n.
Defining a word and then NOT using the word in the example.

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bird dog

used in the trucking industry - especially on the CB radio as truckers talk to each other.
A bird dog can be noun which means a radar detecter.
Or can be a verb which means a law enforcement officer is paying particular attention to a trucker

noun: "I've got my bird dog on."
verb: "That cop has been bird dogging me for the last five miles."

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G-Bird

1 Thousand Dollars (1,000 Dollar Bills or 10 100.00 Bills)

Tommy: Yo, I flipped a G-Bird this weekend?
Mike: A Wha?
Tommy: a G-Bird.. you know a thousand dollars

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Bird Pussy

When you are so stoned, that you feel that you're higher than bird pussy.

Stoner 1: Pass the blunt
Stoner 2: Man im so blazed i feel like im higher then bird pussy.

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