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When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”
Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”
Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
Someone who's killed more than one dog.
She was the one who shot the dog when the guy she ordered to do it said he wouldn't do it. Since it wasn't her first time shooting a dog, that made her a serial dog killer.
When your legs look like hotdogs in pictures.
I was chillin on the beach tanning my leg dogs.
Very cold and negative energy. Wiener dog vibes are when a guy acts like they are hotter or more important than other guys when they actually don't have a lot of depth behind surface level. It's when a guy talks big but doesn't have much to back it up. Has an unearned air of superiority to them. Very snarky and makes everyone feel worse about themselves. But mostly, it comes down to thinking you're bigger and better than u actually are and not having the self-awareness to realize you are not.
Jock-douche turns down a cute guy that doesnt look like a mirror image of him at the bar. Then jokes about it with his friend that looks like his twin in front of cute guy.
JIM: "WOW, that Jock-douche is giving off real wiener dog vibes"
from the term skin dog. when you're cruising around, or walking through somewheres ( mall, main street,bar, shopping plaza) looking for ladies. or looking for any skin anywheres.
friend: where you's to?
me: ahh just going skin dogging, man.
friend: nice. nice.
The fanny of a promiscuous lady.
I bet she's handled a few hot dogs in her time, the filthy hot dog handler
A classic variation of the popular saying one for the books also see - cock of the dog.
This trip has been one for the dogs.