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cocks you said?

A typical response where you just randomly bring it up when you’re having a conversation with someone.

“Hey have you seen that new movie that came out last week?”

Cocks you said?”

by Unkownthedown September 15, 2018


Cock and scot

The art of having sex with a girl, the cock part, and then leaving her and never replying to her texts again, the scot part.

Last night I pulled a cock and scot on Zoë

by fuckzoe January 16, 2018


clobber-cock knockers

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.

I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.

by grugligent November 10, 2022


I have a huge cock

I have a huge cock.

I have a huge cock.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 7, 2024

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kamikaze cock punch

To violently strike a male in his genitalia while simultaneously striking yourself in the genitalia and loudly yelling " Kamikaze Cock Punch!"

Friend 1: "Hey dude, what happened? Did you get hit in the dick?"
Friend 2: "Ha ha! I Kamikaze Cock Punched Ryan. You should have seen it. It was hilarious"

by IM THAT 1 DUDE November 2, 2013


cock clock

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.

Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.

by DOfficial May 30, 2019


cock clock

How much time passes between the beginning of intercourse and orgasm for a man.

My cock clock is usually about five minutes.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018