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Emergency shitting into a plastic grocery sack. Drop pants, bend over, and try to catch your shit in the hot sack. Pull the sack handles to your hips and shoot. Possible deviation would be a double bagger for spray and pray moments.
With no exit in sight, I had to pull over on the highway and hot sack it after that gas station burrito.
An elaborate catfish where a super hot guy proposes a sex competition between him and his ugly best friend. The ugly best friend is purportedly really incredible at sex and is currently in the lead in their competition. You will know something is fishy when the hot guy says that the ugly best friend typically goes first. A simple reverse image search will show that the hot guy is really just a stolen public social media account of some random dude somewhere around the world (possibly named Jordi) and that the ugly friend has been catfishing you this whole time.
Have you ever heard of hot girling? Me and my best friend have this friendly competition where we see who can please a woman the most and he's currently in the lead.
Anal sex with an uncircumcised man who does not wash his dick. Very common in the United Kingdom, often recited as the reason British people have such horrible teeth. The term was popularized by the band Deftones in 2006
“Goddamnit, I gave a blowjob to a guy last night and it’s obvious he’s a hot carler, I’ve been puking since last night”
“That dude’s so filthy, the only sex move he performs right is hot carling.”
A character from the book beat the band who was a social outcast
I don’t wanna be partnered up with hot dog helen
The sexual act originating in Hanover PA where a man slathers his wiener in beef chili and liquid cheese and then has intercourse with a large farm animal, preferably a cow, but a horse will also suffice in a pinch.
Hey man did you hear that Scott got fired from his job because he got caught giving the cow in the field across from his work the Famous Hot Wiener?!
They lied, when i opened the pack, it wasn't burning and it was cold :(
These flamin hot cheetos are a lie
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A pandemic inspired cocktail, consisting of:
3/4 Cup of Clorox Bleach
1.5 oz Pine-sol
2-3 Teaspoons Palmolive
2-3 Teaspoons Lysol Clean and Fresh Lemon scented multi-surface cleaner
Pipe cleaners for garnish
1 yellow sponge for garnish
A be all, end all cure, when a miracle hasn’t stopped the planet‘s Incessant purge of the virus that is humanity.
Hey bro, how have you been fighting off the ‘rona?
Dude, I’ve been throwing back some Hot Donnies. I feel like shit, but my insides are as clean as a kitchen counter.