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Bludgeon Face

Louisville slugger face naturally, or someone you want to bash with a blunt object.

Bludgeon face should wear a bag over its head.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023


The Face Kicker

The face kicker is a shot of alcohol with a bump of ketamine in it. The k and booze mix in the stomach and hit so hard its like being kicked in the face

Adam is doing the face kicker again. I'm surprised he can still stand

by ekul merlini December 16, 2007


Artificial face

A person's face with excessive amount of makeup or , with no specific facial expression.

An artificial face that is over-tanned or with extra amounts of fondyuten.

by Bearded Guy February 11, 2011


Pants-face

When pants are flipped upside down they can sometimes resemble a face.

"Sometimes when one stares in the dark they might see a face and when they turn on the light to only see some pants in its place, that is the phenomenon of pants face."

"Damn those pants have one hell of a face, damn Pants-face."

by Anarchon March 5, 2021


Goonie-Face

A derogatory term but some people aspire to be them after seeing many cheesy old 60's films. It is used to describe people who have giant grins and a extrememly happy/weird face no matter the occasion.

They resemble Ron Howard, commonly known for his role on happy days.

Rich: Look at that man in that van
James: What a Goonie Face

Lee: Why don't we become hippys and enjoy life like lennon would
Peter: No, cus were not a Goonie-Face

Dad: Son, If you keep smiling like that You will become a Goonie Face
Son: Okie dokie, ill eat a lemon for the sourness and not smile

by Richard Balvackian May 15, 2008


face orgy

The result of heavy, sloppy kissing that borders on the inappropriate.

God just look at that heavy smoochin' goin on there! It looks like a face orgy!

by Bauxb December 27, 2016


Face Fence

1. The cone of shame a dog wears to prevent itching or biting

2. Another term for braces or headgear

3. Football helmet

1.That poor dog has got the face fence.
2.I have some spinach jammed in my f-fence.
3. Dont grab another player's face fence.

by Kermitt July 22, 2019