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to give someone/something a twenty-pound baby , to give them/it an extremely wide berth; to avoid
That bird over there is a dog, I'll be giving her a 20 pound baby
For ATHLETES, this refers to a three lift total of Back Squat, Bench Press, Power Clean. The Athletes 1000 pound club differs from the jag/naf/gym rat 1000 pound club, in that, it disregards Deadlift and uses Power Clean. Dead lift is not an athletic lift. Power Clean is an Olympic lift.
Dave: I am in the 1000 pound club.
Greg: How much do you Power Clean?
Dave: What is power clean?
Greg: You are weak and non-athletic.
Dave: You're right, I'm lame for using Deadlift max.
The greeting gesture of tapping fists. To punch it in. An acknowledgement of respect.
Hey, hey, sup. Give me my pounds. Wanna shoot some hoops?
A kind way of telling someone to fuck off, through insertion of sand into their anus, and pushing it down through the use of a stick, road cone, or broken broom handle.
guy 1- man this dude at the bar was being a total douch nozzle.
guy 2- so what did you do?
guy 1- I just told him to pound sand in your ass.
guy 2- hmmm.
The purposeful act of masterbation prior to a trip to Hooter's to avoid an embarrassing erection while eating.
Dan: Hey you wanna meet me at Hooters to watch the game?
Chris: Sure. What time? I need to go home for a pre-Hooters pound off so I'm not all boned up when Stephanie comes to serve us..
Dan: Well, let's meet at 8 then. I should probably take care of that myself.
when your cat eats forty two pounds of sand
dude he just ate forty two pounds of sand and died ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
To jack off intensively to an extremely large amount of notty porn until you're on your back gasping for air.
Yesterday I pound back some notties to pics. of notty girls fingering their asses in an auditorium full of 3rd graders until I collapsed onto my back and had to call 911.