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WE PRAISED CHEESUS JESUS ON FETA FRIDAY ALL THE WAY TILL SWISS SUNDAY!!
For those that don’t want to use the lords name.
“You’ll never guess what I’ve done...”
“Jesus Cherry! Go on! Tell me.”
A woman who freely gives men blow jobs and then in her shame and guilt, yells it out in public places to justify her crazy basic bitch behavior.
Jesus's bitch almost got me caught up with my wife last night at the bar.
Jesus Perez is a guy who does not like to be called the real Jesus only jesus. He is really kind and will always be by your side. He might not be attractive but does have girls behind him. He is very smart and will not just help u but will give u answers. He will always try to make u smile and will always cheer u up.
Jesus: Hey there need some help
Kiesha: Yes
Jesus: I will not help u I will give u the answers
Kiesha: Thnx
Jesus: NP
Jesus Perez is smart
Twink Jesus aka another word for Troye Sivan.
Person 1:"Hey do you know twink Jesus?"
Person 2: "Hell yea! I love Troye Sivan
When you’re in trouble with your boss and having a coaching session with them.
Terry was always late for work so the boss gave him a Comin of Jesus meeting
Tombstone Jesus is an american professional wrestler. A Legend in his own mind. Unfortunately his mind is that of an old fart with dementia. He claims to be the leader of the tombiverse,age in bad ass years and have ak-47 blood type. Even in the wrestling world that is clearly the ramblings of someone with clear brain damage. Usually seen wandering the desert with his equally moronic son Otto von Clutch. The to constantly post the adventures of dumb and dumber. Adventures nobody wants to watch but much like a train wreck they can't help but look. The Worst wrestling match in history is the match between tombstone Jesus and the American giant Buck brezner. As a result of that match to this day having a bad performance is known as pulling a Tombstone. The only thing that may be worse than his wrestling could possibly be his music.
Bro you are in the Maine tonight. Please for the love of everything holy please don't pull a Tombstone Jesus