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today is sacrifice a discord friend day. you will grab a discord friend and sacrifice him
yo uneasy it's december 24 come in this group chat.
The fucking worst day ever. It’s the day before Christmas and it takes years for this day to get over with. If you try and go to sleep it’s fucking impossible.
Friend: hey bro it’s Christmas Eve!
Me: yeah?
Friend: it’s December 24, Christmas Eve so only one more day til Christmas.
Me: you mean a few more years
This Day In Every Year Is National Be Nice To Matthew Day Which Means No Bullying Cause. It's Innapropriate And Violent.
"Matthew Your Perm Looks Might Fine Today"
"Matthew You Look Pretty Sexy Today Cuh"
"Matthew Your The Best And Nicest Person Ever (December 24)"
This is a phrase that is valid every four years due to the addition of February 29th, today is actually Thursday February 29th 2024 so this statement is more valid than ever. A normal year has 365 days however leap years contain 366 days. Happy February 29th 2024 people! Have a great leap year 24/7/366!
Me: I'm always available 24/7/366 Bob!
Bob: I think you mean 24/7/365?
Me: No Bob, I mean 24/7/366. It's a leap year and today is literally February 29th!
Bob; Whoa, It is! Anyway, good one bro!
Me: You bet it Bob!
Quite possibly the most annoying fucking game on the Roblox platform, You will somehow get ur ball stolen by some stupid fuck that hasn't payed his internet bill in 20 years, and when you get past them, they will just randomly vote kick you. This game genuinely probably has the worst fanbase because it's filled with 7 year olds that can't afford FC25.
Person 1: Let's play RF24 (Real Futbol 24) bro
Person 2: I play FC25 you fucking brokie
Another word for someone who likes online women too much.
"Bro, i was called kitten by the 24/7 Active Discord Moderator"