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When a woman eats Taco Bell before sex, gags getting throat fucked, throws up on a mans dick, then he fucks her in the pussy until she’s about to cum and then flips her over and fucks her in the ass.
Taco Bell can take it off their menu but they can’t stop me from getting a Mexican pizza.
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Customer complains at a pizza place, so you tell them to come back behind the front counter and suck your dick, while your about to cum, cum all over the pizza, then she leaves and eats the pizza
Man 1: Dude! I saw someone just got the Pizza Guzzler! What A Slut!!
Man 2: Shitttttyyyyy!
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Rich kid who owns a pizza franchise
Person1: Bruh did you hear pizza boy just bought ANOTHER pair of AirPods
Person2: yeah bro that pizza boy rich as hell
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Pizza love is a scale used to assess your love for someone. Ie. Saving your last slice of pizza for the love of your life even if you are still hungry. A similar scale can be used with rolos!
"Here I've saved you my last slice of pizza, that's how much I love you". "Wow babe, that's true pizza love!"
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When you eat so much pizza that you actually become physically sick.
Man, did you see Billy? He got the mad pizza flu
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When your wife leaves the house because she doesn't have to be around you and gets pizza without you.
Jeremy: My wife went out for pizza without me and I'm angry about it. So I'm gonna win this round and I'm gonna pee
Ethan: No way bro you got Pizza Cucked so hard you peed in your basement
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When you're so high that you're baked like a pizza and coming up on Acid resulting in sprinkling acid toppings on your well done pizza, leading you to blurt out, "Yo guys, I'm like an Acid Pizza"
PH - "Maybe we didn't need to smoke all that bud."
AH - "Yo guys, I'm like an Acid Pizza"
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