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verb (sexually explicit)' to effectively run snobby people out of your dwelling by talking about sexual encounters with ducks.. Particularly useful in ducked situations...'
jizzel.. 'so chris... do you have gloves and a mask? i would love to have some duck talk in the park?
chris... 'of course I always have time for duck talk, what will it be this ducking time?'
john 'ok, we are going to stalk the ducks.. we are going to assault the ducks, then we will put a pellet in the ducks, we will snag the ducks, we will tease the ducks, then we will please the ducks... right before we get some fresh duck butter, cut the duck, fuck the duck, eat the duck, and dispose of the duck..'
chris.. 'you are a sick ducker'
"everyone in the room has left at the word stalk"
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a male who tries to look hot and hooks up with ugly girls, then tries to make other guys jealous with their ugly girls.
look at this lame duck nigga.
you dating that lame duck nigga? (the question is only asked if the girl is not ugly)
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Duck Ass is that obnoxious Meg Ryan-esque hair-do that middle aged suburban women get trying to look edgey and young. There are many variations of it but they all involve a fearthery burst of hair at the base of the skull. It is a close relative of the mullet.
Tina came back from vacation with a salon tan and a duck ass hair-do. Why can't she just swallow her pride and age gracefully?+
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A white chick who births multiple interracial babies with men who will never be a father to or pay support for them.
Another Mud-Duck was on Maury looking fo her baby daddy.
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Slang intensifier (adjective or adverb) used by truckers and others on the CB radio since at least the 1970s. It means "cotton-pickin'" or even "motherfuckin'." It was coined because government rules at the time forbade the use of curse words over the public airwaves. Today it's rather dated and hokey.
"Them smokies really be busy today -- that be fo' duck-pluckin', pea-pickin' sho'!" i.e. the police are giving out a lot of tickets today on the highway, no doubt about it!
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Pulling your plonker with emphasis on the forward stroke.
Stuart: "I caught Joey having a wank on the couch last night."
Jeff: "Was he spanking the monkey or feeding the ducks"
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