Random
Source Code
Random
When Mr. Stash flashed us, we saw what looked like a small child holding an apple.
17👍 5👎
A jewess with small tits who is a nagger.
Fran is a small-breasted Jersey shrew. She likes to scream at people for no reason.
38👍 16👎
How Donald Trump started his career.
"And you know, when I got started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."
14👍 3👎
Someone you like but can only handle in small doses.
I like her but she's a small dose friend.
Definition: A "Small dose friend (SDF)" is someone you like but only in very small doses of time. Otherwise they are way too much
The general classification of a manly man with large testicles and a small pecker. Underlying daddy issues is generally the case when dealing with an individual who has Big Balls Small Shrimp. Napoleon complex during sexual interactions is very common with these people as well. It is known for an individual with Big Balls Small Shrimp to ONLY enjoy African American intercourse, not discriminating against the gender, fucking both male and female. Big Balls Small Shrimp individuals usually tend to tell long long stories that lead no where, leaving you wondering how fucking small someones dick has to be to try to make up for it with their anti-climactic story telling. Ever plan for a day with the boys and it just gets ruined because someone invites "that guy"? Big Balls Small Shrimp is the epitome of someone who ruins trips, parties, and hangouts because he can't stop talking about the disproportion of his nuts to his Johnson.
Angelo: Dude what's wrong with Doug? He wouldn't stop crying about his balls at the party last night?
Amad: Hes just got Big Balls Small Shrimp
When someone has large testicles, usually tangerine size or larger. At the same time this person has a penis not longer than 2 inches when fully erect.
"Damn Decline has huge balls but a small wang"
"Yea the chicks see his huge balls through his pants but laugh when they glimpse the small wang."
This is a common example of Huge Balls Small Wang syndrome.
44👍 26👎
A man with unusually small hands that make his manhood look large.
Professor Phil to Class: "As case in point, Matt from Pittsburgh has really small hands that make his peter look very large. This is also referred to as Small Hands, Large Peter. For those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. This will come in "handy" when you need to find your partner. Oh, handy, no pun intended"
Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."
13👍 6👎