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A fairy whom if let out of his/her jar will proceed to put splinters in the nearest suitors asshole.
Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.
Josh broke my jar of asshole fairies and my asshole had splinters for weeks so i whooped that niggas ass!
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Is when you have surgery and don't shit for 4-5 days after.
If I don't shit today I'm gonna get me an enima something's got to go I got asshole anxiety. Bad.
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The smell or taste of something gross. Usually said at a unusual time.
My kitchen smells like rats asshole.
That pizza tasted like rats asshole.
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An asshole made of wood.
Rubber ducks, rubber rubber ducks. Wooden assholes.
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Some guy thats a total dick to most people but can sorta care sometimes about certain people.
“Yo that Zac guy is the nicest asshole I’ve ever met”
“I don’t know man he just seems like a dick to me”
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A person who is just a huge bitch!
Wow! That guy is a Fucking Asshole!
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A loose conglomeration of people, in an office, in a mall, or while in traffic conditions, most anyplace, who’s collective mass consciousness seems to be driven down or dumbed down to dangerously low levels via being dazed out, or via distraction or selfishness, ranging from rude behavior, to downright dangerous behavior.
I can’t talk to you now, gotta pay more attention, the way all these people on this road are driving, it’s a real Asshole Convention out here.
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