Sexy bastard

A beautiful specimen of a man that has a micropenis

Blake is a sexy bastard

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Old Bastard

ˈōld bas· tard | \ ˈba-stərd (Noun)

1. A person of humble origin who has cultivated respect through wisdom, strength and hard work.

2. Damn good coffee.

1. // That old bastard...(insert bias breaking compliment.) It must be the coffee he drinks.

2. // See Old Bastard Brand Coffee

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rude bastard

people that need to get a life. people that need to back off and rot in hell.

the year 7 boys are such rude bastards

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cheating bastard

A person who is unfaithful to somebody, normally a lover. If you would put this definition into a 'Twitch' emote you would use 'forsenCD'

Donator: I want you to fuck my wife
Streamer: Okay sir!
Twitch chat: forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD forsenCD

Example 2:

Guy: I heard your husband was cheating on you.
Wife: what a fuckin' cheating bastard!

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Green Bastard

Dream, a minecraft Speedrunner

Dream: “Tommy, I still have the discs.”
TommyInnit: “YOU GREEN BASTARD! Actually, that’s fine. I have Spirit.”
Dream: “YOU WHAT?!” *Kills TommyInnit*

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Portuguese Bastard

A male of Portuguese descent who also exhibits the known traits of a bastard. They also tend to be short and have a lack of opinion. They also enjoy partaking in chilly-williys.

That Portuguese bastard just bought a child's ticket for a movie even though he is 18. Wow what a Portuguese bastard.

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battling bastards

WW2 battle of the Philippines " Battling Bastards of Bataan "

Battling bastards of Bataan were good americanos there song still rings in our ears! From the shores of baha california to the streets of LA. We will fight our countries bad boys, with mujeres on each arm.

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