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The bony bump on the back of many dogs' heads. The larger the mutt bump the more likely the dog is a mixed breed or a mutt.
(Harry) Check out this Black Lab I got.
(Larry) Nah, he ain't a Lab.
(Harry) What? How would you know?
(Harry) He's got a big ol' mut bump.
(Harry) His mutt bump doesn't prove he's a mutt.
(Larry) Guess not. But he still ain't a Black Lab.
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Me: Man, June and I have been bumping pelvises all night last night!
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boston bumps is a very slutty game where a group of people grab a piece of paper with a random number on it from a large bowl. that number is their number for the entire game. one person is blindfolded and a random number is called. The blindfolded person gets three touches to try to figure out who the selected person was. the game keeps continueing and its hilarious to see who guesses horribly off and who is touched where. this game is by far the funniest game ever.
Dude #1: hey bro how did YOU get with that hot blonde?
Dude #2: dude one game of boston bumps and i knew she was sexy so i hooked up with her after we felt eachother up in the game
Dude #1: thats soo unfair bro
Dude #2: well this sluts mine!
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When your beach volleyball partner flows the smoothest bump set to you ever...
"Weird...another defender takes a @jakesgibb bump juice to the stratosphere"
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Letting someone know that you are extremely high (on Weed) without have to say more then one word. (because your so high that talking is an effort)
Dude... bump.
"Alex just txted me "bump" ." "Ha he is way high."
BEING REALLY HIGH!!!!!!
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During recruitment sisters in sororities are matched into groups based on attractiveness, coolness, or in the NICEST case involvement in the sorority. They try to match based on "common" traits but ultimately the most attractive pnms go to the president, or most prominent members of the sorority.
More attractive and desirable pnms will be given the most comfortable chairs in the house's prettiest rooms, while the least attractive and desirable pnms will go to the kitchen.
Jan: During rush I always sat in the kitchen and talk to the sorority's only fat girls. Is it because I'm ugly?
Noelle: Honestly, you're probably talking to the bump group for the undesirable pnms.
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