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A group of girls who have come together because they look similar, and are now kind of friends.
Frat bro #1: "The aephi sorority just uploaded their spring break pictures, and I can't tell any of them apart."
Frat bro #2: "I know what you mean. I thought I was fucking Ashley the other day, but it turned out to be Jennifer."
Frat bro #1: "Same shit, they're both from Long Island."
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A group of girls who pay to have friends.
Girls join a sorority and then pay to be in it. That is how they make friends, by money.
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A group of women who band together under a greek letter title. Often based in traditions, many sororities have rich histories. The girls call themselves sisters, and tend to have close friendships. Upon entering the sorority, each new member is assigned a "big sister" who will be her mentor and friend, ideally forever. As in any group of women, sometimes the sisters are catty, bitchy, slutty, partiers, nerds, prudes, or just average hard-workers.
-I wish I could meet more people!
-You should come check out my sorority!
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An organization for the most useless of the useless. Makes people feel like they are part of something to give their puny life's a lift. Follows an extremely funny structure that makes the rats in the maze think they are doing something. Morals? no thanks that word sounds very dull and boring. Have no friends? Dint have such a "kool" K-12? Do you desperately seek to socialize? Want to know where the parties and events are at? Join a sorority. They will group you and a bunch of other girls that signed up and will give you a part in a Greek label. And now you are magically best friends, or shall I say sisters with people you never knew in your life but are meaningless exactly like you and I. Follow every bit of influence, satisfy every bit of pressure, follow tradition, trust everyone around you, and most of all, make sure you blend in so you too can be in with the crowd.
I didnt have any friends and nothing to do at my new school. So I joined a sorority. They helped me out. Now I am in charge of holding the beer pong for my sisters every weekend.
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1. A collegiate organization for women who either subscribe to the ideals of fascism - specifically the belief that ordered communities of learning should be structured along arbitrary social lines of division which should then be distinguished from one another by the letters of an extinct alphabet and further reinforced by secret ceremonies and pledges of allegiance to their clan - or for women who just want to get drunk and screw around a lot.
2. A community of college age women who are united in their passionate thirst to shop, especially when it comes to buying themselves friends.
Although the above definitions do not apply to any sorority in particular, I believe they nonetheless characterize the spirit of most sororities currently active in United States academia.
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House next to campus where usually cute rich chicks, mostly blond gals, live together (30 or more). They're not that much concerned about their academics...IQ often said to be low,...anyway, does this really matter? They are certain they'll find an even richer potential husband. Life's so easy...Their favorite expression is "Oh my God !" (something like 80 times a day...)
-Hey Brenda, take a look at this frat?
-Yep Jenny, Jason's his first name. He was in my bed last night...Or was it two days ago...? Can't remember !
-Oh my Gooooooood !
-Oh my Goooooooooood! (laughs)
"Sorority definitely rhymes with Promiscuity"
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