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Two elderly blind cockney women suck and licking one penis, when without warning you remove said penis and crack their heads together causing them to beg for a ambulance whilst licking each other's boxes
Oi Dave I gave Ross' mum and aunt a blind begger last night. His nan only came in and starting licking their boxes
When you are invited for a hot threesome, but you and one of the other three participants do not know each other. If your's is a real tight ass, you need to see the third person before you show up to drink the kambucha. Maling it Just fun time. If your cool, you just make sure the third partner is the sex and/or sexual orientation you desire, and get a rain check for your similar invitation.
Jack agreed to show up to Jenna's place for double-blind fun time, but only after he made sure he was the only guy hitting the bees. Ya know, a male H'oney Bee.
stop, this isn't a browser >:(
if you want a colour blind test use Google Chrome
Pornographic films of any genre.
Q: So what kind of work are you in?
A: I make movies for the blind.
Q: Oohh! And how is that going?
A: It's awesome! I really love my co-workers!
Not to be confused with mind-blindness.
The inability to see certain things due to them being excluded from your vision by your brain. This is most common with things that obscure your vision or are unnecessary for you to see but it can potentially happen to anything. For some people, they will be able to see it after either looking again or having it pointed out to them but some people will still be unable to see it. Mental blindness can play a part in some optical illusions.
Despite looking at the entire map, I could not see the part with my location due to my mental blindness.
To impulsively purchase an item that you've yet to try/experience with the hopes that it turns out for the best. (Generally something that's received a bit of hype).
Sauvage Dior was a blind buy for me, but I ended up liking it.
When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what
Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness