clap some ass

going to get that ass. going to smash a broad.

bro I'm hanging with this broad tonight, I can't wait to clap some ass

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Volcanic Pussy Clap

The sound when ones’ fart has a certain wetness sound due to vaginal moisture condensing in the nether regions which leads it to drip over their asshole as they fart. The vaginal moisture may also run down the leg as the air from the fart pushes the fluid further down.

Tommy: Dude go check your pants I think you just shit yourself.
Emily: No shawty it was just a Volcanic Pussy Clap

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One hand clapping

Fundamental lore of Zen Buddhism; know as the Kōan traditional. In the west formally termed onanism or colloquially: ‘throttling the purple headed yogurt slinger’. This is the sound of skin slamming skin as “mediation” reaches the point of enlightenment.

“Ekaku what are you doing in the bathroom”

“Nothing”

“If you’re doing nothing, why can half the building hear the sound of one hand clapping? I swear if you’ve ruined another one of my Grattan catalogues with your man milk I promise you this is the last time Madame palmer's five daughters are coming 'round to play.”

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i will clap you

If someome says this, than either they will f**k you up, or will get killed by you, and rage quit

I WILL CLAP YOU YOU, LITTLE SHIT

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the callaghan clap

The clap is sometimes more like a double smack on the bar, followed by Billy flashing a smile.

(smacks bar twice) "Good luck, sweetheart"

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Clap Trap

A women’s pussy infected with gonarea

My mama infected my daddy with her clap trap.

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ez clap

A vagina belonging to a particularly promiscuous individual

ez clap is also the nickname of Kelly's vagina

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