Hello Dance

The Hello Dance begins when someone calls your phone and either you or the caller says "hello?" awkwardly. Since there's not much to say after an awkward hello, you/the person on the other end of the phone repeat "hello?" as though it's hard to tell whether someone is speaking or not.

*RANDOM NUMBER*
DIALING......

*PERSON PICKS UP*
You: Um hello?
Person: Yeah hello?
(Awkward pause, marking the start of the Hello Dance)
You: ....HEllo?
Person: Uhhh hello?
You: Yooo hello?
Person: Err hello?
(Awkward pause)
You: Yeaaaah uh this is -
*Person hangs up*

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Dancing foreskin

A man that is totally useless and/or a complete fucktard.

Arthur is being a real dancing foreskin today!

I'm surrounded by dancing foreskins!

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Reindeer Dance

When the male partner stands over the female and lets his gooch sweat drip into her mouth and she spits it back into his

Babe can we do the Reindeer Dance tonight

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dancing on the green

Smoking some Marijuana.

Yo, me and Tyrone were dancing on the green.

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The chicken dance

1. A very catchy tune. Retarded, but catchy.
2. The dance to accompany the song. Also retarded.

Man doing the chicken dance: Doo do do doo do do doo doo do do do doo do do doo...

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Page Dance

A phrase or word you add into the first post on a page in a web forum.

This is done using the EDIT function which means it must be done within 10 minutes of posting. After 10minutes the forum won't let you edit anymore.
If you miss this window because you used the Quick Reply function and didn't notice that you got the top post, you are said to have been QRIMPED.
Quick
Reply
Induced
Missed
Page
Dance.

This eventuallity falls firmly in the 'Shit Happens' category.

An 'Edit-less PageDance' is frowned upon as this is proof that you have 'post-counted' the previous page.
Post-counting is not kewl.

PageDances vary.
GILD does PANTSULA, a traditional dance in South Africa, with variations to fit the topic that's being discussed. John Childs offers a liquid poem to the glory of the hops and Kristine types the song she's listening to at the time in pink, her favourite colour.

The known record for continuous PageDances is thought to be seven but it is unclear.
The term originated in the Unicyclist Forums in the thread Most Replies.

Hey check out that awesome page dance GILD just did.
"PAGEDANCEPANTS"

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dancey-dance

A particularly happy dance, best described as an improvised jazz-hand influenced skank-like dance.

'When I'm jovial, I do the dancey-dance!'

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