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1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.
2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.
1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*
tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!
2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥
A patriot lacking faith in the political system
Bob: Did you see that debate about Trump's indictment?
Tom: Yeah, it was considered an act of treason because he had some confidential papers that could expose plans within the government?
Joe: Makes me feel like a Lost Eagle.
A sexual position in which Billy does all the work.
"Hey girl, wanna fuck?"
"Yeah, only if it's Eagle Flight" Girl lays down and does nothing.
Blake eicharfson
Bailee: hwy blake you are an horny eagle
Blake: NoOoOo
Bailee: hey blake you are an horny eagle
Blake: NoOoOOo
a naked vagina
a very hairless vagina
without pubes
do not call your bald uncle bald eagle
because maybe he is a pussy
but that is not moral
''mannnn you so fucked that girl last night we heard the moans from the basement''
''yeah she was a bald eagle too best sex i have ever had''
Even older than a turkey vulture and cougar. I.e. doesn't even need to wax anymore
She's too old to be a turkey vulture anymore, she's a bald eagle.
Look at that bald eagle spying on her next pray!!