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One who sits on their couch (or any couch), and scopes for attractive people or celebrities on TV or in movies.
"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."
"What a couch whore."
1. Getting a bunch of your mates over and you get so blotto that everyone pisses on the couch.
2. A couch that someone has wet themselves on while crashing at yours.
1. Lets make a golden couch this weekend!
2.Hey guys, come round tonight and see my gomden couch.
The male version of pillow princess.
Man, that hookup sucked. He was such a couch king.
Let it go. Don't worry. Get over it.
No more, " drop it like a couch"
A stripper who makes all her money doing couch or vip dances and rarely gets up on stage
at the pay out desk.."Damn girl you must have been a couch hoe with that stack" said the manager to the stripper
(Adj); The aftermath of sex on a couch that represents sweat, sex, and sometimes shame.
Did you do her last night?
Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.
Well at least you got the poon.
*High five*
the movements or rumbles one feels on the opposite side of the couch during a nestled flatulance.
She said "EWW, don't get up, I felt that couch quake all the way over here !"