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When you wake in the middle of the night really needing a glass of water and there's just a bottle right in your reach. It's like a whole other drink because it's just there if you need it
I've just had the most amazing glass of Jesus Water
the god of fun and fruit and has never turns down a good time with freinds and hot chicks.
damn, banana jesus gots the moves!!
WE PRAISED CHEESUS JESUS ON FETA FRIDAY ALL THE WAY TILL SWISS SUNDAY!!
For those that don’t want to use the lords name.
“You’ll never guess what I’ve done...”
“Jesus Cherry! Go on! Tell me.”
People who proselytize and wave Jesus' name around when they are directly or indirectly accused of unethical or otherwise morally hazardous behavior.
Wow - what's up with Ted! All I called out was that I thought his cheating on his wife was not cool and he pulled out his Jesus Shield!
Twink Jesus aka another word for Troye Sivan.
Person 1:"Hey do you know twink Jesus?"
Person 2: "Hell yea! I love Troye Sivan
When you’re in trouble with your boss and having a coaching session with them.
Terry was always late for work so the boss gave him a Comin of Jesus meeting