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A person who is known to masturbate frequently, and is also and idiot, who is often unattractive like a primate, thus the "monkey". Other wise known as a freak
Jizzmonkey- I screwed myself over your milf last night
Guy- Ow thats disgusting you ugly Jizz Monkey!
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Another name for spunk. Under a microscope, man custard looks like a load of fish swimming about. Hence the term.
Chick: "I'm horny as fuck - cum in my face!"
Dude: "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz fish ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>
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A large scale dumping of male bodily secretion.
If the Canadiens win tonight, I hope America pulls a jizz attack on the city of Montreal.
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a gay man's burly beard. Also known as "cum catcher."
"Man, my jizz bib is gettin crusty!"
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A bucket of jizz, where one shoots their jizz
Andy Lederman loves drinking Ben Migdals Jizz Bucket
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Purple jizz is that purple stuff in your friend's "peanut butter and jelly sammich."
It has no harmful effects, and it takes like jelly, but it is purple jizz.
purple jizz is also one-upped by rainbow jizz.
Megan:"Anyone want my peanut butter and jelly sammich?
John:"I'm not in the mood for purple jizz today."
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(pronounced jizz jawz)
The act of shooting a load into someone's mouth/jaw.
Guy 1: OMG, look at that bitty over there!
Guy 2: I'd give her the jizz jozz.
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