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In order to perform a Kentucky Pickle Jar, one must have access to Churchill Downs on the first Saturday in May. Following the completion of the Kentucky Derby, one must locate the winning horse’s stall. Collection of the winning horse’s fecal matter is mandatory. After aforesaid feces are collected, one then locates a southern belle. Once the requisite southern belle is located, one must take the previously collected fecal matter and smear it nice and thick on the southern belle’s labia. Immediately afterwards, one must locate a frozen pickle; the crunchy variety is highly recommended. Take the frozen pickle and repeatedly plunge the horse fecal matter into the southern belle’s vaginal orifice. Congratulations! You have now created a Kentucky Pickle Jar. Tell your mom; she’s sure to be awfully proud.
Bryan was getting a little bored with Rebecca in bed but he loved her very much. So he decided to spice things up a bit by calling her Norma Sue and having her call him Cletus. That wasn't nearly enough, so he figured he'd perform the Kentucky Pickle Jar on her. She's into some kinky things, so it wasn't surprising that she loved it! Unfortunately, she decided to attempt to snowball him after all was said and done. She missed! Rugh roh!
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You already had your daily shit, shower and shave......and you have to shit again necessitating another shower.
I was already dressed and ready to go to work and I got Kentucky double pumped. Now I'm going to be late for work.
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same in the end Brad Nowell Sublime
track marks abbess IV Drug use tricks up your sleeve
“Kentucky fried chicken is all I see
It’s a hellified way to start your day.”
“I light up in the back with those tricks up my sleeve.”
-Brad Nowell from Sublime. (Same in the end lyrics)
Kentucky fried chicken is reference to the IV drug uses footprint. Like track marks or abbesses all up ones sleeve (for discretion) all resemble Kentucky fried chicken to the arm. Abbesses more so but 90s so-cal lingo none the less.
Man Brad woke up screamin about his arm looking like Kentucky fried chicken when he went for his morning shot ..He missed a beast-shot last night and got another fried chicken lookin ass abbess on his arm! Gotta hide those tricks up the sleeve.
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Having anal sex after your partners compiles a "crap ton" of corn and pulling out to find that your man tool is speckled with curdels
Eric and Barry were double deep with a prostitute and were soon surprised to find that they had experienced the Kentucky corn snake for the first time together!
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when one receives head on a boat (aka boat head) from a cousin or closer relation and then releases their man juice into a fish's mouth. The fish is then fried and fed to the "blower."
Jethro: Hey Cletus, I just got back from the bayou fishin for catfish and did a bit of the ol' kentucky fish fry. My sis, billy jo, loved it!
Cletus: thats super neato my fellow southerner....I got to talk to mom about that one!
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The unfortunate but hilarious consequence of having sex with a woman less than six weeks after a C-Section, resulting in the penis stabbing out of the closed wound. Commonly known to happen Kentucky.
Woman: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS STICKING OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON?!
Man: WOW this looks like a Jack in the box... A KENTUCKY Jack in the Box!
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A sexual move where a man rubs barbecue sauce all over his balls and lets a woman suck off all of the barbecue sauce.
Mmm... I really tasted the barbecue sauce during that kentucky crab cake!
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