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4 shots of rhy splash of Pepsi
When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make and The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!
The best shooter yall ever seen. He can beat everyone if he wants to. Has the most game outta all AND he gets the most and finest Bitches, if he wants to he can bag ur mom. Bleron,Eude,Hamza,Bilal,Daniel can't guard him, anis either. If u tryna spit game with a gyal and u have no rizz... aks larry for advice.
''ayo i can't talk with girls... lemme call larry Jordan.''
''Game on the line, u need a three for the game. Who you want to take the last shot? Curry or La- I WANT LARRY JORDAN!!!!!!?''
-Lmk if ur legs are fightin, I'll go between. -Larry Jordan''
The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.
-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.
The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.
-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.
When your girl queefs in the middle of the night so loudly it wakes you up.
Alyssa, Tobias is cheating on you. Get Larry Wheel'd
David: "Hey Mikey, you remember telling me how you were an Urban Fisherman?
Mikey: "Yeah? What about it?"
David: "I found this pillow shaped like a fish."
Mikey: "I shall name him Lawrence (Larry)"
When your homie is so stoned they can't stop laughing. Like 5 minutes straight of hard, stupid laughter. Usually happens from sativa strains.
Stoner 1) "Yo dude, you fried bruh"
Laughing Larry) "HEHUEHEHUEHEHEUHUHEHEUH"
Stoner 2) chill lol