Load-Bearing Wall

A wall that bears the weight of a young boy’s cum loads. After too many years of pumping jizz into the crevices of the wall, the wall may collapse if it bears too many cream pies.

Big Easy: Dude I love pumping iron. Shit really gets me going. It’s like cumming. I love cumming all over the place.

Tyrant: Broski, you and my buddy should be friends then. He used to cum all over his load-bearing wall at home. It was basically a Catacumb in his room.

Big Easy: Looks like I found a new best friend.

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load a la mode

baking up a load of cum

Hey waiter I'd like to order the load a la mode.
Coming right up!

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a load of old bollocks

a quick dismissal, used by people from yorkshire.

Don't listen to what he says about my farm, it's a load of old bollocks. OOO-AAAR

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bunkey-load

similar to the common phrase "butt load" but a little less crass. Lets be mindful of the children.

where you can go to pick black berries. LIKE A BUNKEY-LOAD OF THEM!!!

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Loading up a superflat

When you bust a fat nut in a flat chick

Guy 1: hey you wanna get something to eat later?
Guy 2: sorry I can’t I’m loading up a superflat

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Loaded Piss Gun

1. When you're blue-balling, backed up with cum and ready to explode and just let some nut fly.

2. When you're ready to just whip your wang out and piss like there's no tomorrow.

Stacy: Alright Tom, I gotta go. Work just called me in.

Tom: Yo, you didn't finish giving me head, I mean, you have no clue what it's like walking around with a Loaded Piss Gun.

Stacy: Fine! (Gets on her knees and finishes sucking Tom off. Then Tom ejaculates all over her Applebee's work shirt)

Tom: Baby, you know I love you. Man, I need a cig.

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loaded potato skins

One of the best fucking appetizers on the planet. Basically just the outer skin of a potato filled with stuff like cheese, bacon, and/or chives. Top it with sour cream and boom.

Dude holy shit these loaded potato skins are so good.

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