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Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.
Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.
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Many don't believe me, but in March of 1967 a buddy and I were sitting in a local bar. Something was said about lunch, I responded by saying, "I'll eat your lunch". All laughed and went on. The group that was there started using that line. Next thing I know everyone is using it. Believe it or not.
One might say, want to run your car against mine, I'll eat your lunch.
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A Container one uses to hide/keep there Marijuana. Most commonly found in Bloomfeild Hills, Michigan.
Some may use "pelican cases" or other boxes.
"Chris brought the his lunch box to the party and we all got really high."
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Trump's most epic quote of the 9/29/2020 Presidential debate
China ate your lunch, Joe. They ate your lunch.
Someone who lives a very narrow and limited existence. Where the most they may be concerned with could be sumarised as cricket and lunch.
'Why do spend all of your free time reading those boring books nerd?'
'Because I, unlike you, refuse to be content with a life of cricket and lunch'
This is an expression to be used when someone who has been through hell finally has something go right in their lives.
An unexpected blessing, a miracle, to show that God, who had apparently been slacking off for a while, has finally reappeared.
"After an agonizing journey with stage 4 cancer, she found out that the man she has secretly been in love with for 20 years has also been in love with her. Now she's cancer-free, and they're engaged. God is back from lunch."
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When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.
Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.