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Mario has 100% a big cock and gets every woman horny. He doesn’t do anything special to impress a woman, his big balls make him cool.
OH MY GOD ALEXA!LOOK AT MARIO ENTERING THE CLUB. MY PANTIES ARE SO WET.
Super-tall mega man but has the smallest pp in the earth but tells people about his being huuge
Marios is BFFs with ms rickets
The ultimate Shrek lover, he's devotion for shrek is so strong that you can feel the force from kilometres away. He prays to shrek every night (shrek is love he says, shrek is life)
The legend say's that when the full moon appears in the void of the night sky and the stars are at the correct position the smell of onions overflows and the the moon becomes green. Then Mario's curse shall be broke with a final spell (This is my swamp).
It's not an ogre Marios.
It's never ogre.
The fat Italian plumber that stomped on turtles for points and saves a princess that keeps getting kidnapped by a giant turtle.
"Mario you haven't payed your taxes in years". -Luigi
An Italian plumber who is wanted for several war crimes.
Luigi: Mario! You have to be paying your taxes!
Mario : *says racial slurs*
The name Mario is a European name but particularly Portuguese. Mario's love creativity and are usually the most successful and the highest in the room they are the sexiest people who last in bed for hours
What do you call someone who last in bed for hours : Mario