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It’s good. But don’t put this on pizza please.
Ew this pizza has pineapple on it. Throw it away.
A word used as a code name for your crush, who is really sweet but makes you want to kill yourself.
Sarah: did you see pineapple today?
Stephanie: yah, he looked really cute.
Later that day
Sarah: I hate pineapple.
Stephanie: now what?
Sarah: he ignored me the whole day!
Military slang usually used by privates to describe an American grenade.
I detonated that insurgent sniper to hell with my green pineapple.
American grenades are obviously Superior to German ones because they look like a pineapple rather than a dildo.
Code word for losing your V card. You could tell your friends pineapple instead of losing your V card
Person 1: Bro guess what happened at the party last night
Person2: What
Person 1: i lost my pineapple to a senior girl.
A safe-word for when someone derails your conversation because they didn't get your reference.
Culprit: "My friend says it's been raining since November 5. I hope it's stopped by the time we arrive."
You: "Remember, remember."
Culprit: "What, was there something on the weather today?"
You: "Don't know, I haven't checked."
Culprit: "You mean I'd better remember to bring my umbrella, huh? :D"
You: "PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! THIS CONVERSATION MUST END!"
why would I know I don't make the pineapples.
A pineapple is eaten duh...
Safe word. No bueno. Very bad. I need to go.
(A cunt walks up)
Lindsey: Pineapples!